walkingdorito:

socrappyicoulddie:

gentlekingsmen:

hulksmashley:

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

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Originally posted by lewiebaloo

This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made

Also had the best line/delivery of any movie ever

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Originally posted by delirium-interrupted

2ghosts1shell:

I’m doing hot girl shit. *stares at the dark in my room with no thoughts like a blood-sniffing shark*

lovetechnique:

pleasetrysomethingelse:

dirkarchive:

dirkarchive:

the biggest queer mormon power play ever played was when the lead singer of Neon Trees made the band famous and had several hit songs and then in rolling stone was like “oh btw i’m gay and Sleeping With a Friend is about having sex with a male friend” and then looked at his other band mates like “what are you gonna do about it” and the other band members had to be like (cough) yeah. we, uh, we know it goes against our doctrine but we support him. and he was like “that’s what I thought”

The moral of the story is that if you want to come out to your homophobic friends all you gotta do is become the face and frontman of the band that is their sole source of income and sleep w whoever you want

Otherwise just ditch em

Here’s the article:

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/neon-trees-tyler-glenn-gay-mormon-and-finally-out-20140325

btw if you like neon trees and tyler glenn please support his solo work!! his solo album “excommunication” is an absolute masterpiece about the internal and external struggles that come with growing up gay in an orthodox religion (mormonism specifically) and it’s helped me through so much. tyler glenn is such a wonderful and talented person and his solo work especially means everything to me.

inthefallofasparrow:

aromanticbristlefrost:

zukoandtheoc:

anyway blackout poetry not just as an art form, but as an act of violence against other works of art

taking a piece of text that someone probably put their heart and soul into creating and using it as your raw material, cutting out everything that you deem irrelevant to the point you want to make

i mean imagine cutting up a painting and using it to make a collage, or taking a marble sculpture and carving pieces out of it to make a different sculpture

just to be clear: i love blackout poetry, im not criticizing it here. i am just waxing poetic about it. i dont really know where im going with this i just have Thoughts about art being destructive

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cirrates:

cirrates:

youknow when kittens meow and their eyes get a bit smaller cos theur faces r so little they cant have their mouth and eyes all the way open at the same time I think about it so muxh

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THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

miss-love:
“ theblamegabe:
“ midwest-monster:
“ broadway antique market
i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen. i’m framing it. it cost $1.
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I need to end all my correspondences with “Get me” now
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I love this so...

miss-love:

theblamegabe:

midwest-monster:

broadway antique market

i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen.  i’m framing it.  it cost $1.

I need to end all my correspondences with “Get me” now

I love this so dearly

smile-first:

methotrex8:

yo-its-matt:

sir-cyrus-motherfucker:

james-cordens-cumdump:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

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I made an alternate universe UK version of The Big Bang Theory by fusing everyone with Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and slightly de-aging them.

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Great news everyone: with the power of my new creation, Girllum (girl Gollum), I’ve perfected the AI formula to surpass the British Uncanny Valley!

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wait til y’all see british ross from friends

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That is an evil lesbian

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it’s all “be gay do crime” until lesbian ross from friends wants to commit grand larceny. fellas is it homophobic to be a lesbian who chooses evil.

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There are actually two huge indicators that she has evil traits:

1. British

2. Ross

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pathologising:

pathologising:

some of you need to be told to shut the fuck up more

not me tho im super funny and my tits are fucking massive